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Post by ELIAKIM on Apr 22, 2023 17:03:45 GMT
This made me smile today, a short of a prankster taking his male dog to the vet asking the vet to change the dogs gender because the dog likes wearing a tutu.
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Post by IDR on Jul 22, 2023 2:13:52 GMT
Didn't work
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Post by SlowLoris on Jul 22, 2023 16:44:51 GMT
Try it again, some people are slow to get the punch line. |
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Post by SlowLoris on Jul 23, 2023 1:05:18 GMT
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Post by Saul Goode on Jul 23, 2023 4:16:37 GMT
The monkey speaks his mind.
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Post by ELIAKIM on Jul 23, 2023 11:34:05 GMT
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Post by ELIAKIM on Jul 23, 2023 14:09:20 GMT
My dog was so funny watching some of that, he jumped on my lap and after a few minutes he turned his head to look at me and gave me a look "WTF is this, people making fun of their pets". Then soon after he jumped off my lap and didn't watch anymore of it. His face was a picture. |
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Post by IDR on Jul 23, 2023 21:19:38 GMT
Here are a few corny Dad jokes.
Wanna hear a joke on construction....................I'm still working on it.
Why did the police officer arrest the duck?.....................It was selling quack!
Did you hear they outlawed round bales of hay for farmers?...........The cows weren't getting a good square meal!
Why is Sweden so good a tracking their ships?..............Because they are Scan da navyein.
How does a pilot like his sandwich?..................Plane.
Did you know that 5 out of 4 people struggle with math!
What kind of car does a egg drive?....................A Yolkswagon. That's all for now.
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Post by SlowLoris on Jul 26, 2023 2:08:26 GMT
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Post by ELIAKIM on Jul 26, 2023 12:17:41 GMT
When I say to my dog "you're so cute", while he's sitting down he wags his tail.  |
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Post by SlowLoris on Jul 27, 2023 22:30:30 GMT
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Post by IDR on Jul 28, 2023 0:20:03 GMT
I was trying to talk to my fish about feelings but he is being a little Koi!
I am not sure if I washed the spider down the drain or if he took one look at me naked and then leapt willingly to his death.
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Post by SlowLoris on Jul 29, 2023 0:57:26 GMT
4 minutes
The language of zippers. Or how to communicate with your spouse without speaking.
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Post by ELIAKIM on Jul 29, 2023 12:58:35 GMT
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Post by counterintelligence on Jul 30, 2023 23:48:12 GMT
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